Toss me a word salad for lunch today,
Mixed with metaphors and truth.
Oh, and nouns, crisply fried.
Julienne similes, sauté and drain.
Dice marinated synonyms,
Then add to taste.
Slice, and soak sun-dried irony—
No vinegar, just water.
It moderates acidity.
Season well with salted farce
And smoke-cured cynicism,
Finely chopped.
Mix constructions with gerund oil
And a tangy bon-mot sauce.
Strain excess.
Lightly toss.
Top with grated verbs,
Aged well,
Pungent, sublime.
Toss me a word salad today.
(Feeds six)
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